The 12 Worst Movies of 2008 (none of which I’ve seen)
You can have an opinion of some movies without even seeing them. With that in mind, here are my 12 worst films of 2008 (none of which I’ve seen). And just to avoid giving these stinkers too much of my time, I’ve decided to use a 7-word movie review format.
12. “My Best Friend’s Girl”
Dane Cook go poopy fart fart kiss!
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11. “Surfer, Dude”
McConaughey works on killer tan, acts silly.
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10. Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Chihuahua talks. Fat children go ha ha!
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9. “The Perfect Game”
Poor kids play baseball, inspire stupid people.
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8. “Madagascar: Escape to Africa”
Celebrity-voiced animals return, but no WALL-E.
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7. “Star Wars: The Clone Wars”
George Lucas is a big furry whore.
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6. “The Spirit”
Frank Miller’s a graphic novelist, not a …
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5. “Marley and Me”
Schmaltzy dog book. Schmaltzy dog movie. Shit.
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4. “Valkyrie”
Cruise loses mind, plays Nazi, still American.
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3. “Disaster Movie”
Pop culture references bump heads on stuff.
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2. “Nights at Rodanthe”
Nicolas Sparks rapes humanity with Richard Gere.
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No. 1 Worst Movie of 2008: “The Women”
Meg Ryan, child birth scene, soul-crushing agony.
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