RUMOR: Justin Timberlake = Oscar host. Hmmm … Plus seven others who would make even worse hosts
Boy-band-vet-turned-solo-pop-star-turned-quasi-respected-actor Justin Timberlake might be hosting the Oscars?
According to The National Enquirer, which, you know, is always painstakingly accurate in its reporting, the powers that be at Oscar were impressed with Timberlake’s performance as the ESPY Awards host last month. And now they want him to take Jon Stewart’s place as frontman.
I think if the writing’s good, Timberlake could make an excellent host. Whenever the material’s getting dry, he could break out into a little song and dance and wake up that snoring jerk Judi Dench.
And hey, JT’s much better than these other possibilities, which I chose completely at random:
1. Whoopi Goldberg
2. Adam Levine
3. Amy Adams
4. Donnie Wahlberg
5. Mark Wahlberg
6. Oprah
7. Frank Stallone
